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☻Linux is like
a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an
apache inside … |
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☻NOKIA VIRUS
Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter
PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter
PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN
FUCKED BY ME |
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☻Birdy birdy
in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I
don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy
that cows can't fly! |
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☻I'd ride u
sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a
bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead
and long forgotten I'll dig u up and
ride u rotten. |
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☻DO NOT PRESS
ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked
Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked
Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?
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☻Feeling
stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and
try to fly. |
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☻Don't drink
water.… Fish fuck in it! |
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☻5 differences
between Turkish en ET: ET looked better,
ET learned English, ET came alone, ET
had his own bike and wanted to go home! |
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☻Hello I am a
virus and I am entering your brain right
now..... sorry I will leave, I can't
find a brain. |
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☻I don't love.
I don't care. I just married a
millionair. And if he dies I don't cry,
I just fuck another guy. |
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☻Idiot (id-ee-it)
n.- One who disagrees with you. |
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☻Elvis is dead
and I don't feel so good myself. |
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☻Little birdy
in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye.
i don't scream, i don't cry. i thank the
lord that cow's can't fly! |
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☻Roses are
red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm,
but this one doesn't… |
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☻I'm popey the
sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux
clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a
fucking nigger. I'm popey the sailor
man, toet toet. |
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☻I met a boy
in the states i give him my hart he gave
me aids. |
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☻Mommy, Mommy!
Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up,
Albert… |
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☻How to keep
an idiot entertained *press down*
................... ....................
How to keep an idiot entertained *press
up* |
☻The best
anti-virus program for a computer is
SAVE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy
when inserting in drive. |
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