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Angry SMS
☻"Anger
is the only evil which makes love invisible for
a minute.
And love is the only suspicious thing which is
visible even after anger.
☻Never
get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with
people.
☻If
you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to
yourself: ‘I used to be angry every day; then
every other day; now only every third or fourth
day.’ When you reach thirty days offer a
sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.
☻An
angry husband returned home one night to find
his wifein bed with a naked man. ‘What are you
doing’ he shouted.To which his wife said to her
lover ‘See, I told you he was stupid’
☻ANGER
is an acid that does more harm to the vessel in
which it is stored, that to anything on which it
is poured.
☻Anger
is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster
than your mind.
☻There
is nothing more galling to angry people than the
coolness of those on whom they wish to vent
their spleen.
☻If
you're angry at a loved one, hug that person.
And mean it. You may not want to hug - which is
all the more reason to do so. It's hard to stay
angry when someone shows they love you, and
that's precisely what happens when we hug each
other.
☻A
wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds
her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and
furious over his actions, the woman screams,
"You promised me two weeks ago that you would
never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm
her down, the husband turns to his wife and
says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm
trying to taper off?"
☻Anger
is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers,
for each rage leaves him less than he had been
before - it takes something from him.
☻Do
something that makes a difference - because, by
God, there's a lot to make you angry.
☻Speak
when you are angry and you will make the best
speech you will ever regret.
☻It
is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at
the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually
exclusive and you have the power to choose
either.
☻Events
will take their course, it is no good of being
angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns
them to the best account.
☻Usually
when people are sad, they don't do anything.
They just cry over their condition. But when
they get angry, they bring about a change.
☻God
made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
☻How
to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .
☻I
am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
☻If
you are patient in one moment of anger, you will
escape a hundred days of sorrow.
☻I
feel the anger rize up in me
The same anger
That makes me bleed
Inside
In my heart and in my soul
Killing me.
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