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April Fool SMS
☻A
study has proved that all fools use their THUMB
while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!
☻This
is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
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Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year
☻A
Day Will Come . . .
When The Whole World Will
CELEBRATE
Your NAME
Yur FAME
Your PERSONALITY
Your THOUGHTS
Your VIEWS
But Keep In Mind
April Fool Comes Once A Year
Congratulations
Its Ur Day ;->
☻This
is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the
toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be
greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
☻Sardar
got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
☻Fool
is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools
☻God
made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
called Cartoon…..;->
☻A
Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1
☻Special
people like you
will have special message like this.
“FOOLS ARE NOT MADE THEY ARE READYMADE”
☻If
u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit
this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r
spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
☻Today
if anyone praises you
for your beauty, nature, style and attitude
kick them
How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st?
☻If
you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your
tensions.
☻Close
your eyes I have a gift for you
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Oh you didn’t close your eyes!!!!!
☻This
is a New SMS, That is not available in Market
yet.
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I told you not available in market,
then how it comes on mobile? lol:
☻When
u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror
and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will
overcome your sadness. But don't make this a
habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
☻Someone..
Misses You..
Needs You..
Worries About You
Lonely Without You
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …
☻Hey
U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl…
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell
April Foooooll
☻True
love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are
in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u
can embrace when you are happy. So when u need
true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
☻Today
if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st….;->
☻I
wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav
CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2
u.Pay The Bill
☻All
ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when
ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you
will feel that No other problem bigger than
this...
☻When
ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free
u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
☻The
time since I have met u, i have realized that a
friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
☻U
will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .
☻Hey
get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st
person whom I fooled.
☻Read
each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM
TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT
DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
☻This
cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for
cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without
the word cat.
☻Roses
are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
☻Feeling
bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
☻Your
girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
☻If
ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u
have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2
jump from.
☻In
your life, when you wake up & don't see any one,
then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand &
take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
☻Last
night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS
TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
☻Today,
tommorow and forever there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
☻I
want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my
tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my
mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
☻U
R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
☻A
- U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
☻So
Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
☻I
want U to know that U are very important to me,
It's impossible for me to live without U even 4
a second! U r my life & I can feel U
everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT
OXYGEN...
☻SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
☻Fact1:
You can not touch your lower lip with your
tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would
try it..
☻When
things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
☻Always
remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
☻You
are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
☻We've
known each other for quite a while now, do u
think we can b more than friends? cos i like u
very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
☻You
are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
☻WARNING
! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
☻Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
☻U
are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
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