Bumper Stickers Facebook Status

→ Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?

→ Cover me, I'm changing lanes.

→ Don't bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.

→ Driver carries no cash. He's married.

→ Honk if you have never seen an uzi fired from a car window.

→ Honk if you want to see my finger.

→ Horn broken... watch for finger.

→ I Brake For No Apparent Reason.

→ I no longer wish to share this nation's roads and highways with others. Sorry for the inconvenience.

→ Buffalo wings are a lot of work for little food-reward

→ Dinosaurs were lies, fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon.

→ Watch out for the idiot behind me.

→ So many pedestrians - So little time.

→ Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle"

→ Next time you wave, use all your fingers.

→ Keep honking...I'm reloading.

→ If you can read this, thank a teacher....and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!!

→ If you can read this, please flip me back over...[Seen upside down, on a Jeep]

→ If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

→ If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

→ I'm not driving fast-just flying low.

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