Come backs
☻Hey,
I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I
can diet.
☻Man:
So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
☻Man:
Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit
down.
☻Man:
Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said,
You Look fat in those pants.
☻Little
Sister: Your Ugly.
You: And your quite good looking...for a
Gorilla, that is...
☻Do
you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion?
Yeah, so I see...all spotty
☻Man:
Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm
going to mine.
☻Man:
So, what's your sign?
Woman: No Entry
☻Man:
I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
☻Friend:
I've just come back from the Beauticians
You: Pity it was closed...
☻Man:
Please whisper those 3 little words that would
make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
☻Friend:
I've changed my mind...
You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?
☻Boss:
Employees like that don't grow on trees you
know...
You: How true Sir, they normally swing
underneath them...
☻Brother:
Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever
smelt it before...
☻Man:
So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a Female Impersonator.
☻Man:
Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there
anymore.
☻Man:
Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
☻Man:
I can tell that you want me.
Woman: You know, you're dead right...I want you
to go away!
☻Wife:
Darling, do you think I'll lose my looks as I
get older
You: With luck, yes
☻Work
Colleague: Do you find me entertaining?
You: I reckon you are too dim to entertain a
thought
☻Old
Wife: Shall I put the TV on? Old Man: Well it
would certainly improve the view in here...
☻You
know, I've been asked to get married over a
hundreds times.
Yeah, but your parents don't count...
☻How
many people work in your office?
About half of them
☻Brother:
I love biscuits
You: That's cuz your crackers
☻You:
I reckon you'd make a great exchange student.
Friend: Wow, you really think so?
You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for
someone nice.
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