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MATCHES
MuM:
Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working???
Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.
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KNOWING YOURSELF
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Make yourself a
better person and know who you are before you try and know
someone else and expect them to know you.
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WHO YOU
TRUST
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There's always going to
be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on
trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time
around.
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GRATEFUL
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Maybe God
wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right
one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know
how to be grateful.
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WASTING
YOUR TIME
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Don't waste
your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their
time on you.
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THE WORLD
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To the world you may
be one person, but to one person you may be the world
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FIRST SIGHT
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN
DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
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VALUE OF
LOVE
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LovE is Not HoW
LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not
hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh
OtHEr...
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STILL LOVING
U
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i håtê Smî|îÑg
jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê
okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó
SaY gooDbYê...
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NEWSPAPER
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Some newspapers
publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What
is it? >>> Date <<<
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NEVER REGRET
WHAT YOU DO
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Don't regret what
you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U'
to your loved one!
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YOUR FUTURE
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The brightest future
will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well
in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.
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UNTIL
IT'S GONE
It's true that we don't know
what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know
what we've been missing until it arrives.
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NEEDS
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Every girl wants
one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the
girls to meet his one need.
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HUGGING YOU
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Last night I
hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd
dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
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CHARACTER VS
REPUTAION
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Be MorE Concerned
AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR
CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK
Of YoU!!!
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1 HEARTBEAT
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When I look at
you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a
lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never
have!
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GIRLS ARE
LIKE...
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Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong
button you'll be disconnected!
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LOVE
IS SO CONFUSING
Love makes life so confusing but
without love would you want to live?
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IT'S OVER
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Don't cry because
it's over, smile because it happend.
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IDIOT
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It's better to let
someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove
it.
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REALITY
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Love Is When You
Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A
Dream.
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FORGET ME
NOT
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Under the sea, there
lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope,
there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me
not'
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LIVE
YOUR LIFE
When
u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur
life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round
u is crying..
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MAKE THE
BEST OF IT
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The happiest of
people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just
make the most of everything that comes along their way...
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LIFETIME
GUARANTEE
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I got nothing else
2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat I
borrowed, it's nothing I’d lend. This luv I’m sending has a
Lifetime Guarantee!
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COMPUTER
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A good friend is
like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart,
'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete'
u from my memory!
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TEARS
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Don't cry for
someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't
make one cries..
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SEAT BELT
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A Short thing, It gets
Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters
into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty
mind.
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DESSERTS
When you are feeling stressed
and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled
backwards.. it's a piece of cake!
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MEMORIES
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Memories is
treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can
heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember
you no matter how long.
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DON'T BE SAD
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If someone comes
into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason
he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your
paths have crossed.
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SHINING STAR
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You're like a
shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me,
you makes everything seems so rite...
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SHE..
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She BlinDeD mE
wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes
Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.
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I FELL FOR
YOU
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Excuse me, do u have a
Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
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RUNNING
aRe
Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
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911
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Why can't a blonde
dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!
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FRIENDS
ALWAYS
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In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE.
You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond
DISTANCE!
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WHY IS HE
NOT MINE...
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wOrLd iS cRueL,
LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN,
fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...
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DON'T WANT
TO LOST YOU
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If yöü cän bé
ävöìdéd sìmply by clösìng r éyés, I wöüldn't blìnk ät äll for I
dönt wänt to lét ä sécönd päss hävìng löst ä höñey lìké YÖü!
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CAN'T LET U
GO
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Höld ä trüé frìénd
wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä
lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go
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NOT
TOO YOUNG
No one is too young for love,
because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from
your heart, which knows no age.
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ANGEL
FRIENDS
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I believe in
angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but
I call them my best friends.
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I FOUND U
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Love is like a
cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything
in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love
when I found U.
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NEVER END
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If I had a single
flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden
forever, never finding the end.
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IT HURTS
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It hurts to love
someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to
love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how
you feel.
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SMILE
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You do not know the
effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart
begins to smile.
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FORGET
YOU
It takes a minute to have a
crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes
a lifetime to forget someone.
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IT NEVER
SEEMS TO LAST
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I'm scared to fall
in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in
love... it never seems to last.
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MY HEART
BREAKS
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I could fill a
1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not
understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart
shattering as it hits the ground.
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A MILLION
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A million words
would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither
would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.
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SWEETEST
THING
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Once Upon a Time,
Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever
could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I
met you.
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FALL IN LOVE
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People say you
only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in
love all over again.
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CRYING
FOR
I cry 4 the times U were almost
mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost,
the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.
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CRAZY FOR
YOU
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I'm crazy for you.
Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone
like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm
crazy for you.
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NOT TO FADE
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Looking back on
all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want
these memories to fade.
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YOU ARE THE
ONE
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You asked me who I
liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one
but you.
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SLEEP
FOREVER
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If the only
possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep
forever.
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LOVE IS TO
THINK
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Love is to think about
someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.
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IN
LOVE WITH YOU
There are times when I fall in
love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love
with you.
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SOMEONE ELSE
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The hardest thing
you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
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MASTERPIECE
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God created men
first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
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OUT OF MY
CONTROL
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Meeting you was
fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with
you was completely out of my control.
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MEMORY LASTS
FOREVER
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A memory lasts
forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and
never say good bye.
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HEART TO
CIRCLE
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Always draw a circle
around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can
be broken, but circles are never ending.
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