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→ Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you? → If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together. → What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you. → Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ? → Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had. → You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body! → Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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It is deaf and it wants to
have sex with you...................... What do you say? →
Do you know that you would
look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh
exactly two pounds ! →
You are just like a Bounty
... a piece of paradise on earth! →
You're eyes are soft en
tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you
are the one for me!!! →
There are so many people in
the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!! →
I want to share everything
with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the
day. →
Do your feet never hurt ????
... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long.... →
Love is in the air... shit
if only I had a plane right now ... →
When the night comes, look
at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a
wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you. →
I do not think much, I do
not think often, but when I do think, I think of you →
I love all the stars in the
sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes! →
You can fall from a
mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in
love with me. →
If flowers were dreams that
would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you →
Be smart, be clever, put me
in your heart, 4-ever. →
Don't listen to your mind.
Listen always to your heart! →
If one night a big fat man
jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I
told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS →
If I had a penny every time
I thought of you, I'd still miss you,but at least I would be rich! →
Passion running trough my
veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my
skin on fire! →
Somewhere, someone dreams of
your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you
are lonely, remember it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of
you. →
Can you see me? no? Turn
around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can
see you because you have a special place in my heart! →
If I was a fly, I would fly
to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry! →
Since I met you people are
wonders and live is a big party... →
What ever you say, what ever
you do, I will always love you →
If loving you is wrong,then
I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any
light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight. →
At night I cannot sleep and
during the day I dream of you... →
Life is much brighter with
you around ! →
Don't let your mind rule
over your heart. →
You can fall from a
mountain,you can fall from a tree ... but the best way is to fall in
love with ME →
If you would see yourself
the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ... →
Sometimes words are hard to
find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my
mind! →
Even when it is rainy the
sun is shining in your smile. →
If a kiss on your lips
tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever ....... →
I will give you one kiss to
go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row
of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me. →
It must have been a rainy
day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying
because it lost his most beautifull angel...! →
The moment I first saw you,
you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you
make my heart burn like hell ! →
Where ever you're going, I'm
going your way ! →
Are you free for the rest of
your life? →
If all the boys lived on the
other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ? →
During maths I was thinking
of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!! →
I am sending you to an
island full of kisses on a sea of love! →
Love is...looking whether he
is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!! →
Do you have a coin? I want
to call your parents to thank them. →
I wanted to put something
incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you
screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it. →
I cannot think of a good
opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ??? →
I know milk it does a body
good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking? →
If I could rewrite the
alphabet I'd put U and I together! →
Hello, I'm a thief and I'm
here to steal your heart! →
Your daddy must be a
terrorist 'cus you're DA BOMB! →
Do you believe in love at
first sight, or do I have to walk by again? →
I must have been born under
a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the
rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend! →
Ferrari's are red, Lambo's
are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you. →
Every man dreams of a
beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you. →
If love is a crime, lock me
up, i'm guilty baby →
If God would have created
something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself. →
Can I have your picture, so
Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me . →
In my dreams you're mine, in
my life you're a dream. →
Girls are like internet
domain names... the ones I like are already taken. →
Have you drilled the
butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't! →
I saw you at a distance but
you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes! →
If love is blind, how will
she find me ? →
Never make love in the
garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your
neighbours not! →
The less you open up to
others, the more you will suffer. →
Whenever I see your smiling
face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!! →
There is a clown in my
heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ...
are you sad and crying, you can borrow him. →
I love the spring mornings,
the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer
nights....but you I love more ! →
I would have answered your
letter soonerb but you did not write me one. → I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!! → I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead → Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration? → I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse! Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply! → I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins! →
Of all the babes ur my
selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur
→ If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays? |
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