Flirt Messages
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☻Handsome,
Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous,
good-looking, nice friends, charming,
funny, well...Enough about ME! How about
you? |
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☻If I could
rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I
together. |
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☻What is live
? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is
kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I
show you. |
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☻Love me or
leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ? |
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☻Love is
Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed
Love is the best thing you ever had. |
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☻You got the
style. You got the intelligence and you
sure got the body! |
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☻Are you a
mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could
help me with that!
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☻If you would
see yourself the way I do, you would
wish you where as beautiful as you ... |
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☻The moment I
first saw you, you warmed my heart, the
second time you made little flames and
now you make my heart burn like hell ! |
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☻Are you free
for the rest of your life? |
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☻I know milk
it does a body good, but DAMN how much
have you been drinking? |
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☻If I could
rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I
together! |
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☻Hello, I'm a
thief and I'm here to steal your heart! |
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☻Your daddy
must be a terrorist because you are DA
BOMB! |
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☻Do you
believe in love at first sight, or do I
have to walk by again? |
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☻It must have
been a rainy day when you were
born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its
most beautiful angel! |
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☻I must have
been born under a lucky star, to find a
friend as nice as you are, and I will
follow the rainbow until the end, if you
promis forever to be my friend! |
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☻If love is a
crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby |
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☻In my dreams
you're mine, in my life you're a dream. |
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☻Girls are
like internet domain names... the ones I
like are already taken. |
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☻God created
the world in SIX days But took him
centuries... to come up with
someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as
"Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. * |
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☻Just to let
you know that I went to heaven and
back... |
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☻Oh right
then! Straight to the point! I want you
right here, right now! |
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☻It is
deaf and it wants to have sex with
you...................... What do you say?
☻Do you know that you would
look great with two pounds less ... in my
opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
☻You are just like a Bounty
... a piece of paradise on earth!
☻You're eyes are soft en
tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing
you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
☻There are so many people in
the world but in my world there's only one and
that's you!!!
☻I want to share everything
with you, your sadness, your happy moments,
every single second of the day.
☻Do your feet never hurt ????
... You are wondering around my thoughts all day
long....
☻Love is in the air... shit if
only I had a plane right now ...
☻When the night comes, look at
the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder
why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come
true,'cause I did it and I found you.
☻I do not think much, I do not
think often, but when I do think, I think of you
☻I love all the stars in the
sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones
in your eyes!
☻You can fall from a
mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best
way to fall,is to fall in love with me.
☻If flowers were dreams that
would last for ever, I would pick the most
beautiful ones to send to you
☻Be smart, be clever, put me
in your heart, 4-ever.
☻Don't listen to your mind.
Listen always to your heart!
☻If one night a big fat man
jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you
in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you
for CHRISTMAS
☻If I had a penny every time I
thought of you, I'd still miss you,but at least
I would be rich!
☻Passion running trough my
veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading.
Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!
☻Somewhere, someone dreams of
your smile and finds your presence in life so
worth while. So when you are lonely, remember
it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking
of you.
☻Can you see me? no? Turn
around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can
you see me now? I can see you because you have a
special place in my heart!
☻If I was a fly, I would fly to
you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home
and cry!
☻Since I met you people are
wonders and live is a big party...
☻What ever you say, what ever
you do, I will always love you
☻If loving you is wrong,then I
don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong
and brighter than any light.The way we must go
is long,but we'll win every fight.
☻At night I cannot sleep and
during the day I dream of you...
☻Life is much brighter with you
around !
☻Don't let your mind rule over
your heart.
☻You can fall from a
mountain,you can fall from a tree ... but the
best way is to fall in love with ME
☻If you would see yourself the
way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful
as you ...
☻Sometimes words are hard to
find, to form that perfect line to let you know
you're always on my mind!
☻Even when it is rainy the sun
is shining in your smile.
☻If a kiss on your lips tastes
as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for
ever .......
☻I will give you one kiss to go
to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give
you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake
up in the morning, think of me.
☻It must have been a rainy day
when you were born, but it wasn't really rain,
the sky was crying because it lost his most
beautifull angel...!
☻The moment I first saw you,
you warmed my heart, the second time you made
little flames and now you make my heart burn
like hell !
☻Where ever you're going, I'm
going your way !
☻Are you free for the rest of
your life?
☻If all the boys lived on the
other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I
would be ?
☻During maths I was thinking of
you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
☻I am sending you to an island
full of kisses on a sea of love!
☻Love is...looking whether he
is looking, and when he does, certainly not
looking back!!
☻Do you have a coin? I want to
call your parents to thank them.
☻I wanted to put something
incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive,
erotic and funny on you screen, but
unfortunately I do not fit on it.
☻I cannot think of a good
opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye
???
☻I know milk it does a body
good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?
☻If I could rewrite the
alphabet I'd put U and I together!
☻Hello, I'm a thief and I'm
here to steal your heart!
☻Your daddy must be a terrorist
'cus you're DA BOMB!
☻Do you believe in love at
first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
☻I must have been born under a
lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are,
and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if
you promise forever to be my friend!
☻Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are
blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.
☻Every man dreams of a
beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you.
☻If love is a crime, lock me
up, i'm guilty baby
☻If God would have created
something more beautiful than you he would have
kept it to himself.
☻Can I have your picture, so
Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me .
☻In my dreams you're mine, in
my life you're a dream.
☻Girls are like internet domain
names... the ones I like are already taken.
☻Have you drilled the
butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I
haven't!
☻I saw you at a distance but
you never approached, but that what did never
happen, never passes!
☻If love is blind, how will she
find me ?
☻Never make love in the garden
or in the fields...... For love might be blind
but your neighbours not!
☻The less you open up to
others, the more you will suffer.
☻Whenever I see your smiling
face, I have to smile myself, because I like
you, you're my friend!!!
☻There is a clown in my heart.
Small and very special, he can dance and jump,
laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you
can borrow him.
☻I love the spring mornings, the
afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and
the summer nights....but you I love more !
☻I would have answered your
letter soonerb but you did not write me one.
☻I think i
should tell you what people are saying behind
your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
☻I wish I was a
teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so
everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me
instead
☻Luv is a
sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy
puts his location in a girls destination.do u
get my explanation or do u wanna
demonstration?
☻I like your
style- I like your class- but most of all i
like your arse!
Do you like
maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes
divide your legs and we can multiply!
☻I want triplets
You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who
wins!
☻Of all the
babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a
rejection.my teeth are clean for ur
Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
☻If your right
leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was
Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
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