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Friendship
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☻FRIENDSHIP
TEST...
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thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u
R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u
ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE
fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
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☻FRIENDS
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True friends are like Diamonds... they are
real and rare. False friends are like
leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
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☻F.U.C.K
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REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always
count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS
U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we
FUCK till eternity!
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☻FRIENDSHIP
IS....
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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U
forGive, Not how U liSten but how U
UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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PRICELESS GIFT
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FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be
BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg
FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
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☻SUBSCRIBER
CANNOT BE REACHED
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If you need advice, text me... If you need a
friend, call me... If you need me, come to
me... If you need money... ........... THE
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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COMPARE
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FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not
MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on
how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
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☻FRIENDS
4 LIFE
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Without humor, life sux. Without courage,
life is hard. Without love, life is
hopeless. Without friends like you, life is
impossible!
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☻COMPUTER
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A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter'
ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur
problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never
'delete' u from my memory!
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☻FRIENDS
ALWAYS
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In this WORLD, where everything seems
UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE.
You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS,
beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
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☻ANGEL
FRIENDS
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I believe in angels, the kind that heaven
sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call
them my best friends.
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☻OUT
OF MY CONTROL
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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend
was choice, but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.
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MEMORY LASTS FOREVER
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A memory lasts forever, and never does it
die. True friends stay together and never
say good bye.
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☻
FRIENDSHIP
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The ship that will never sink is my
friendship with you.
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NEVER SPLIT
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I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a
friend, as long as the world stands, our
friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N
even if they do they will meet again.
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☻NEVER
LOSE TRUE FRIENDS
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I always thought loving some1 was the
greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving
a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love
but we never lose true friends.
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WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U
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EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By
mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD
be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
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BEHIND YOU
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DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U
wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U
BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I
CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...
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NAKED
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GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die
happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably
die laughing.
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MAKING LOVE
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After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I
love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so
pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The
answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!
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☻KISS
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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what
is a kiss without a tongue.
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☻PAINTING
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A man was looking at a painting 4 a long
time of a naked woman with leaves covering
the body, he was asked what he was doing &
he answered - waitng 4 autumn.
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☻FALLING
APART
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Its been a rough day. I got up this morning,
put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked
up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm
afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
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☻HOME
EARLY
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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw
a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey
buddy, why are you doing that?' He said,
'Because you came home early.'
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NEVER LOSE ME!
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We gain and lose things every day. But trust
me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I
will always be there as a friend!
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☻BEST FREN
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A true friend is someone who reaches for
your hand and touches your heart.
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☻SHOOTING
STARS
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The times we shared is like shooting star...
the time is short but really beautiful
moments.... Forever engraved in our
hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
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KEEPING A FRIEND
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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing
one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may
not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my
HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
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PROMISE
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We've known each other by CHANCE, became
friends by CHOICE, still friends by
DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER,
that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
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☻FLOWER
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If friends were flowers I would not pick
you! I'll let you grow in the garden &
cultivate you with love and care so I can
keep you as a friend 4ever!!
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A RING
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A ring is round and has no end.... and
that's how long I'll be your friend.
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☻WONDERFUL
FRIEND
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There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a
blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of
a wonderful friend like the friend dat i
have in u!
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☻WAT U SEE
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Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies
remember that true friendship never dies
although we may change & drift apart, ill
always value u deep within my heart!
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FATE 2B FRIENDS
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A friend is never a coincidence in your
life, they are meant to enter your life to
bring you joy and laughter. So, i will
treasure the friendship between us.
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WHAT YOU SAY
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Everyone hears what you say... Friends
listen to what you say... Best friends
listen to what you don't say...
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FRIENDSHIP MEANS...
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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a
lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U
jump out of d window.. I look down n then..
I laugh again.. hahaha
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ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU...
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Friends are like stars. You can't always see
them, But you know they are always there for
you...
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LEAVING FOOTPRINTS
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Many people will walk in and out of your
life, but only true friends will leave
footprints in your heart.
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☻AS
LONG AS....
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As long as we have memories, yesterday
remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow
awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each
day is never a waste.
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MY BRA
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a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to
find, very comfortable, supportive, and
always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD
BRA :)
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PRICETAGS
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GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS
with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I
can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
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☻OLD
FRIENDS
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Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2
replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets
BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i
get BETTER, u get OLDER.
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PATH OF FRIENDSHIP
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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see
the path of our friendship shining brightly
knowing that it is so great to have a friend
like YOU! :)
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NIGHT PRAYER
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Dear God, thank you for making me healthy.
Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make
me sexy, please make all my friends fat.
Amen.
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☻ABOUT
ME
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny,
well... Enough about ME! How about you?
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GOOD TASTE
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A phone is a form of communication, a kiss
is a form of affection. A picture is a form
of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is
a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!
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BE MY FRIEND
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If U need a friend and there are a hundred
steps between us, you can take the 1st step
to get near me and i will take all 99 step
to be there for you.
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RULES TO BE HAPPY
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6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from
hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live
simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have
ME as UR FRIEND
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FRIENDS
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Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might
break me apart; I'll always be thankful that
once, along my life's journey I found a
friend like U...
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☻KISS
MY ASS
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The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose
may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may
kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my
ass!
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☻RING
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I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's
hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear
I'd see the promised land....
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FRIENDS LIKE HAIR
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Friends are like a head of hair. You might
lose some, but with enough $money$ you can
buy them back.
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☻NICE
FRIENDS
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A day is going to end again. It is nice to
have a friend like U making my everyday
seems so great. Thank U my good friend
lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
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