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→ Dark night + Heavy rain + Coldness + Nice blanket = Perfect sleep

→ I couldn`t ask for better friends . . . I could
ask for more NORMAL friends but not better ones :)

→ moving to the moon, hope to see you guys soon.

→ Happiness comes to those who Smile

→ Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

→ A banker is someone who will lend you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.

→ They say to dream big but did they say for how long?

→ if you miss anything in life, don`t fill your eyes with tears... it may hide yet another beautiful thing standing in front of you......

→ It`s nice to be important but it`s important to be nice!

→ When it HURTS to look back, and you`re SCARED to look ahead,you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there...

→ Can you tell me which way to the yellow brick road?

→ I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

→ 30 is the new 20,those who dont get it you must be married

→ I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I`m good at everything!

→ Women are like apples on trees, the best ones are on the top. Men don`t want to reach for them because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enou...gh to climb all the way to the top becuase they value quality

→ "You can`t keep the birds of sadness from flying over your head, but you can keep them from nesting in your hair."

→ has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

→ It’s a small world so you have to use your elbows a lot.

→ Many things can be preserved in alcohol. DIGNITY is not one of them.

→ sweet as sugar...hard as ice...hurt me once...i`ll kill u twice

→ just to keep the world wonderin , it was GREAT !

‎→ 7 colors make rainbow, 7 chords make music, 7 days make a week, 7 continents make the world, 7 beautiful letters make us friends. =] ♥

→ He watched her take off her makeup & wondered why she ever put it on.. :)

→ Everything will be okay in the end. If it`s not okay, it`s not the end. (:

→ True friends walk in, when the whole world walks out.. (:

→ Be yourself, your friends don`t want anyone else! ;)

→ Never explain! Your friends don`t need it - your enemies won`t believe you anyway! :)

→ True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you`ve ever had. :]

→ A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words. ;)

→ A smile gets involved nothing, but carries a big one out. :)

→ never go to bed angry. stay awake and plan your revenge. (:

→ Like this status and I will share our favorite memory on your wall.

→ Here`s my cup of care. Oh look it`s empty.

→ Everyone has someone in their life that keeps them looking forawrd to another day.

→ whoever doesn`t like this has to give me 5 bucks. yea now everyone will like it...

→ There are more important things in life than money. The trouble is they all cost money. ツ

→ never judges a book by its cover. he uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.

→ Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn`t much, but the reception was excellent.

→ Dear Winter, I think we should spend some time apart... I`m gonna try to work things out with my ex, Summer...

→ Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.

→ A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

→ life is too short, laugh when u can, apologize when u should, and let go of what u cant change, Love deeply and forgive quickly.

→ In your darkest hour when your fed up and blue,remember I’m here for you.
I’m no angel and cant change your fate,but I’d do anything for you cos I’m your friend

→ If it doesn`t work out its not meant to be... Everything happens for a reason :)

→ One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.

→ In the end, it`s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away...

→ When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile... :)

→ Never give up on something that you can`t go a day without thinking about...♥

→ The good thing about multiple personalities is that if you collect enough of them you’re prepared for any situation.

→ The best part of being a supervillain is the freedom to laugh maniacally at all times

→ We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

→ You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

→ If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

→ Marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.

→ Love me or Hate me. Either way im still on your mind :p

→ The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

→ Being happy doesn`t mean everything is perfect. . . . It mean that you`ve decided to look beyond imperfections!★

→ A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

→ When you’re right, nobody remembers. When you’re wrong, nobody forgets.

→ Before you criticize someone, try to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, by the time you say something bad about them, you’re one mile away and they’ve got no shoes on.

→ Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

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