Animal SMS Jokes

→ When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?
 Because there are more geese on that side              

→ Why do cows wear bells?
 Because their horns don't work              

→ What did the turkey say to the chicken?
 Gobble gobble              

→ Why do hens lay eggs?
 If they dropped them, they'd break                

→ Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
 The outside            

→ Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
 How long have you been acting this way?
 Since I was a puppy! 

→ Two snakes meet each other..
 First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
 Second snake:Why?
 First snake:Because I bit my lip!                  

→ Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
 A : Jumpsuits!               

→ Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?
 A : French flies and a diet Croak               

→ Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
 A : Unhoppy             

→ Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
 A : A centipede with a wooden leg               

→ Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
 A : Spoiled milk.                

→ What kind of work does a weak cat do?
 A : Light mouse work              

→ Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
 A : All his feathers are combed over to one side                 

→ How do you circumcise a whale?
 A : You need at least four skin divers