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A peach is a peach.a plum is
a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth &
close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise
→
KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100% wholesome.
Here’s one for you.
MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!
→ Love is the name,kiss is the game
forget the name lets play the game.
→ Wen
nite cums look 2 da sky,
if u c a falling star dont wonder Y.
Just make a vsh,
trust me it will cum true,
coz wen i did it, i found U.
→ Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.
→ If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
→ "Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.
→ if i could bring back memories i
would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt
love.thanks god an angel came into my life!
→ Love is blind
Be very kind
when I kiss you
Please don’t mind.
→ My love for you grows more with
each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.
→ My eyes are eager to see you,
my ears are eager to listen you,
my lips are eager to kiss you,
and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you
→ U r sweeter than honey. purer than
milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near,
i'll kiss ur lips without fear. u'll say, having u is treasure & be wit
me for ever.
→ The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
→ I'm a kisser, i kiss people for
money
I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!
→ cut a fish in a dish,
if you love me
give me a KISS
→ Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.
→ A kiss is an inquiry in the upper
Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
→ Whats
life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
I”ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
→ What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper
preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in
fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
→ If I had one wish
I would give you a long and tender kiss
and if I had two wishes
then I would choose to do it over again.
→ If luvin” was aginst the law,
and kissin” was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin” time.
→ “Give me a kiss, and to that kiss
a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let”s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.”
→ A peach is a peach.
a plum is a plum.
a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
→ Whats
life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you
→ Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
→ Give me one kiss to go to sleep.
Give me two kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses to,
when I wake up in the morning,
think of you as the last kiss I never forget it.
→ what kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!
→ Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah
→ Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
→ Kiss is a key of love
love is a lock of marriage
marriage is a box of children
children is a problem of world.
Please stop kissing
and
save the world.
→ If kisses were water,
I will give you the sea,
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree,
If you love a planet,
I will give you a galaxy,
If friendship is life,
I will give you mine.
→ Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
Never give a hug, ask 4 it.
Never ask do u love me, first say I love u.
Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.
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Kissing you baby is my
dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real
keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
→
wot kisses mean!KISS ON
HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS
ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!
→
Kisses blown r kisses
wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and
germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated
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