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 Love Facebook Status

Dear brain, give me a break. Get that someone out of my mind, please.

Stages of a Relationship :] :]] :D : :[ :[

Take me as i am or watch me as i leave…

I Like you…I Love You…no reasons…I just do …<3

It takes two hands to build a relationship. with one, you can only wave a good bye.

Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??

I love you now, I loved you then! I`ll love you forever `til the end!!

Life is one fool thing after another. Whereas love is two fool things after each other.

You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it.

In the arithmetic of love, 1 + 1 = everything - and 2 - 1 = nothing.

♥ LOVE always has it`s ``ERRORS`` sometimes we try 2 ``REFRESH`` then realyize it`s best 2 b ``SHUTDOWN`` but the hardest part is 2 ``RESTART`` your life and ``REFORMAT`` your HEART ♥

a boy gave a girl 13 roses, 12 were real, one was fake,then the boy said to the girl, I will love you till the last rose dies.

The spaces between your fingers were created so that another`s could fill them in.

Two small kids – boy and girl were crying…
some1 asked y r u both crying???
Girl said my doll has broken..
Boy said- bcoz my doll is crying…♥ =D

the best thing in life is to find someone who knows all your faults but still thinks u r amazing....:)

“The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart”

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.‌

One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life !!!

When I`m older, I`ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I`ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Hello, I`m a thief, and I`m here to steal your heart.

My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it`s surprising how often they head in your direction.

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

We cannot do great things on this Earth, only small things with great love.

Every time you come to my mind, I realize I`m smiling.

Whenever I see a couple kissing or people holding hands, my heart whispers your name.

When I get older and my little daughter asks me " mom, who was you first love? " - I don`t want to have to pull out old photographs; I just want to point across the room and say " he`s sitting over there "

Love is like Heaven, but it can hurt like Hell...

Love is like the wind - you can`t see it, but you can feel it. ♥

We are all a little weird and life`s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

like this status and I’ll tell you who you should be in a relationship with.

like my status if you are in love.

Every time she laughs she hopes he`s watching, not so that he sees she`s happy. But that maybe, just maybe he`ll fall for her smile just as hard as she fell for his .. ♥

I want a person who comes into my life by accident, and stays on purpose.

Goodbye is the hardest thing to say to someone who means the world to you, especially when goodbye isn`t what you want...

I want a guy who makes me feel alive, someone who won`t cheat, someone who will stand by my side :)...I should just marry my dog.....

One upon a time somthing happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be..... a fantasy, a dream come true! It was the day i met you!!

I wish i was your balnket, i wish i was your bed, i wish i was your pillow underneath your head, i wanna be around you, i wanna hold you tight, & be the lucky person who kisses you goodnite.

I know how you feel inside, I have been there before

The most painful & worst possible types of goodbyes, are the ones that are never said, or never even explained.

Dear Tummy, sorry 4 all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry 4 all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry 4 all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right.

You can never "just be friends" with someone you fell in love with...

Its hard to pretend u love someone when u don`t, but its even harder to pretend that u don`t love someone when u really do. ♥

Without you, tomorrows wouldn`t be worth the wait and yesterdays don`t deserve to be remembered.

a heart break is a blessing from God. It`s just his way of letting you realize he saved you from the wrong one.

Relationships are worth fighting for. But sometimes, you can`t be the only one fighting.

I don`t have the prettiest face for you to see or the skinniest waist for you to hold. But I do have the biggest heart to love you with.

Our love is like the wind... I can`t see it, but I sure can feel it.

When you are in Love you can`t fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.

(I) AM (L)UCKY T(O) HA(V)E A FRI(E)ND LIKE YO(U).

One chance. Two hearts.. Three words...

Ever since I met you, it hasn`t been the same. All you got me doing is drawing hearts around your name.

You can`t love someone until you love yourself.

Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart.

If you never get your heart broken, you`ll never learn to love.

The hardest thing to do is watch someone you love, love someone else.

Love is based on compatibility, infatuation, chemistry and appearance.

this is my regular heartbeat:
__/\___/\___/\___/\___/\___/
this is my heartbeat whenever i see you:
/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/

Sitting next to you, doing absolutely nothing, means everything to me.

Being single doesn`t necessarily mean you`re available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says, "Do Not Disturb" on your heart. ♥

You can erase someone from your mind. Getting them out of your heart is another story.

A quote is the closest thing to letting him know how you really feel about him.

You`re not the one I wanna die for , you`re the one I wanna live with.

People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..

Love is like a ghost, many talk about it, but little have seen it.

My thoughts are free to Go anywhere... but its surprising... How often they head in your direction

The only guy who deserves you is the one who thinks he doesn`t. ♥

She said, "you`re crazy", he said, "only for you, baby".

Nobody is perfect...until you fall in love with them.

You`re Someone I`ve Liked
from themovement we ment,
Someone who`s always
too nice to forget-
No wonder my toughts
turn so gladly your way
With lots of good wishs
on Valentine`s Day

Some love 1, some love 2
I love 1 & that is you.

You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me

Lover - L = Over. Funny how one tiny thing can change so much.

If you`re going to trust someone with your heart, make sure they have a heart of their own so they know how it feels when it`s broken.

We never really move on, all you can do is find someone else to think about.

The Brain Is The Most Outstanding Organ. It Works For 24 Hrs , 365 Days, Right From Your Birth Until You Fall In Love.

Love is patient, love is kind. love will make you lose your mind.

You taught me to fall but didn`t teach me to stand up again.

Dear Cupid, next time shoot us both ? - Love, hopeless girl whose wanting to be fallen love by her crush.

*On Chat* Girl:How much do u like me? *no response* *1hr later* Girl:R u there? Guy:O sorry i was typeing a really long number!

True love isn`t love at first sight but love at every sight.

"U really love her, don`t you?" a psychological question,no name was mentioned but suddenly,someone came into your mind ♥

When u really love someone, age, distance, height, weight.. is just a damn number ♥

U can never "just be friends" with somebody u used to love, simply because a little part of u will ALWAYS love them.

When i first met u... I Had No Idea That You`d Be This Important To Me ♥

"At Childhood We Always Wanted 2 Grow Big.. But Now We Realise Tht Broken Pencils & Unfilled Homework Was Better Than Broken ♥s & Busy life"

"can`t blame gravity for falling in love." ~ Albert Einstein

You make me smile like the sun, Fall outta bed, Sing like a bird, Dizzy in my head, Spin like a record. ♥

It`s sad when you think something can last forever, and the other person isn’t as fully committed as you are.

If you like me, Tell Me. If you miss me, Show it. If you love me, Prove it.

I turned out liking you, A lot more than I originally planned.

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable...

I`m not addicted to texting, I`m addicted to the person i`m texting.

Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error

Never recycle a past relationship. Because if it didn`t work out before, what makes you think it would this time?

I wish I knew what I was getting into before I started to care this much.

Falling for you☑ Losing you☑ Crying over you☑ Getting over you☐

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I`d put "u" and "i" together, wait... thats already on the keyboard :)

If Someone Waits For U it Dosnt Mean that they Have Nothing Else To Do., It Just Means That Nothing Else is More Important Than U ♥!

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

My girlfriend asked me, "Do You believe in love at first sight"? I said, "At the first sight of what"?

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

Single people who are bitter on Valentine's Day are more annoying than couples who actually celebrate this day.

would like to remind any unhappy souls today that St Valentine was beaten to death with clubs

If I ever write a love song it will be about a guy who doesn't snore and loves to cook.

I didn't trip, I just attacked the floor with my mad ninja skills

When the I in "I love you" becomes more important than the "you," the word in the middle just fades away.

I never feel sorry for people who are alone on Valentine's Day. I feel sorry for people who have someone but still feel alone.

Instead of celebrating Valentine's Day this year, I'm celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.

The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it.

I love it when people call me at 3 AM. "Hey, are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving."

Some people are meant to be in love with each other...but not meant to be together.

I love the feeling when you finally turn off your light and get in bed and think, "I have been wanting to do this since 7:00 this morning."

If you love someone set them free. Then send them a text message every hour letting them know you've set them free.

I'm pretty sure I love my drug dealer more than my parents..

I'm addicted to the show Intervention.

I'm gonna invent a "Like Collar". It's basically a dog collar that shocks at excessive use of the word "like"

My roommate just put cream cheese on his bagel before he put it in the toaster

Dating a Ninja is hard work

Young Love. Full of promise, full of hope. Ignorant of reality.

Going to the mall today to sit on Cupid's lap and tell him who I want for Valentine's day.

THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously it's not rocket science.

If you're 17 and your 200 year old lover won't turn you into a vampire so you can be together forever, he's just not that into you.

I tolerate you better than I do anyone else" is the new "I love you."

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

Shoutout to all the guys who's "Valentine" is on they period

A zombie boyfriend will love you for your brain and not your body.

I do believe in love at first sight which is why I quit looking homeless people in the eyes. Just can't risk it.

I love it when I hear lyrics that totally apply to my current situation.

Why give second chances when there are people waiting for their first?

nothing to do but always love you

True love when you`re no longer wanting him/her, but you need them.

It was hard for me to walk away. But even harder when you didn`t even bother to try and stop me.

A relationship is like a job. You have to work hard to get in it, and you have to work even harder to stay in it...

Love can`t be proven with poems, promises, or presents. Sometimes, only pain and patience can prove it.

True love doesan`t have a happy ending. It has NO ending

They say Love isn`t a game. Why are there so many players then?

What if the label had fallen off and you didn't know it was a can of worms?

Sometimes the feelings we start to have again are feelings that never really went away in the first place.

[I] shou[L]d be [OVE]r [YOU]

My wife and I are doing the same thing for Valentine's Day that we do every year: Laughing at all the people who spend too much money!

You always remember your first crush. Mine was Orange.

Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by the other person, it isn't worth having...

You say you hate him but you constantly think of him, re-read his messages & check his FB profile.

When I say I want someone with a sense of humor I mean I want someone with MY sense of humor.

They say you dont know what you got till its gone....but you dont know what you've been missing, until its arrived!....

Shout out to my EX for making room for something better to come into my life.

With a right person, even a simple song will turn into a beautiful melody ♥

Deleting my feelings for you........ ERROR! File too big!

Everything is so much more funny, when you have someone to laugh with.

Love is not about how much you say "I love you", but how much you can prove that it's true.

I'm lucky for having you but i must say, you're luckier for having me.

 

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