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☻From the
moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love
ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u
tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW
SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
☻He came 2 me
1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked-
swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he
left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO
☻In the
morning I do not eat because I think of you, at
noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the
evening I do not eat because I think of you, at
night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
☻Someday u
may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money &
even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose
is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't
have!
☻I had a wet
dream about you last night .... I pissed myself
laughing when you fell of a cliff!
☻It goes in
dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the
stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you
and me...its not what you think its a cup of
tea!
☻Last nite i
wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2
taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic
on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid..
PARACETAMOL!
☻At 1st a
little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck &
munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick!
CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
☻Tell me.is
it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil
hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe
madam
☻Last nite i
coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i
wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my
body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my
PYJAMAS?
☻I luv the
way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin
a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up&
down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY
TOOTHBRUSH
☻come
here.take off ur pants and get on top of
me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied
lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
☻I luv u- I
luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were
close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be
mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my
bed
☻Wen i look
at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c
u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of
my way!
☻Girl: What do you like in
me?
Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it.
Girt: Rascal you are with me for that?
Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..!
☻Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple.
They want only one thing from all women.
☻MBBS Final Exam:-
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
☻One American in Rome,
Drinking beer at street cafe
when a pretty girl sat beside him.
American: Hello, do you understand English?
Girl: only little.
American: How much?
Girl: Fifty dollars.
☻Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put your lips on her lips
& have a
Nice Drink
“COCA COLA”
Buurrrrrrrrrr….
☻Put your hand on my hand
&
hold my back with your other hand
touch your lip with my lips
&
taste how hot I am
do this everyday
don’t b confuse I am you tea cup.
☻Son kills butterfly, Dad
says no butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2
weeks.
Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell
her or should I??
☻On a ship Captain
Blackmails a girl
“If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship”
Later,She sms hr husbnd
“U mst b proud of me,
I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days!
☻What’s an average 6 inch
long.?. . . .
inside a boy’s pants and girl love to blow it
up?
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A 1000 rupee currency note!
Always think positive.
☻Long ago, Men who
sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
☻Man 1: I do not want to
marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
☻Some randome facts.
1. An elephant shits half its weight in two
days.
2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his
thumb.
3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.
4. the final fact:
A woman would have finished reading
these facts by now,
but a man would still be checking the size of
his thumbs.
☻Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
☻A man with 8 children
traveling by train.
A lady asked: are they your children.
Man: No Madam!
Actually I am the owner of a condom company
and
they are the complaints of my customers.
☻Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
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