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☻From the
moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love
ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u
tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW
SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
☻He came 2 me
1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked-
swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he
left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO
☻In the
morning I do not eat because I think of you, at
noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the
evening I do not eat because I think of you, at
night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
☻Someday u
may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money &
even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose
is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't
have!
☻I had a wet
dream about you last night .... I pissed myself
laughing when you fell of a cliff!
☻It goes in
dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the
stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you
and me...its not what you think its a cup of
tea!
☻Last nite i
wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2
taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic
on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid..
PARACETAMOL!
☻At 1st a
little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck &
munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick!
CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
☻Tell me.is
it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil
hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe
madam
☻Last nite i
coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i
wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my
body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my
PYJAMAS?
☻I luv the
way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin
a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up&
down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY
TOOTHBRUSH
☻come
here.take off ur pants and get on top of
me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied
lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
☻I luv u- I
luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were
close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be
mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my
bed
☻Wen i look
at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c
u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of
my way!
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