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NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested
2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating
fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.
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*NEWSFLASH* An independant
study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed
are readin dis message in their right hand!
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*NEWSFLASH* A woman was
found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd in her bath tub which was
filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!
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*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin
4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already
eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)
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NEWFLASH tell all ur female
m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for £1.No strings attacthed but 4 limited
period.Its a bloody good deal!
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