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→
When life gives you trouble: you can get bitter or better.
→ It`s a
little too late, I`m a little too gone, a little too tired of just
hanging on.
→ When the
past calls, let it go to voicemail.. it`s got nothing new to say.
→ Listen to
your heart, it may be on your left, but it is always right! =)
→ Cutting
my wings won`t keep me safe,it will make me fall when i try to reach the
sky.
→ People
don`t always change. Sometimes they`re just starting to show you who
they REALLY are.
→ Life is
like a Roller-coaster, it has it`s ups and downs, but remember the downs
don`t last as long as the ups..
→ A song is
a moment, a friend is a time, and a best friend is a lifetime.
→ Just
because you`re not committed in any romantic relationship.. Doesn`t mean
it could keep you from heartaches.
→ Alone
doesn`t mean lonely, lonely doesn`t have to be alone.
→
D.R.A.M.A. ---> [D]umbass [R]etards [A]sking for [M]ore [A]ttention
→ "If you
have a chance to take
the moment that you know will
be memorable, grab it. Always
remember that the word NEXT
TIME is always too far." :)
→ Sometimes
the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.
→ Don`t
depend on anyone in this world. Because even your shadow leaves you when
you`re in darkness.
→ Dear
Heart, Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump
blood, that`s it.
→ It`s
quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you
and makes you strong.. is actually your weakness.
→ Its not
wrong to be nice to everybody, but learn to be true to only a few so you
won`t end up being betrayed by someone whom you`ve trusted.
→ If they
can`t swallow facts, let them eat fiction.
→ Crying
won`t solve your problem, but it makes you feel better somehow
→ I think
of you in colours that don`t exist.
→ Don’t
trust too much. Don’t love too much. Don’t hope too much. Because that
too much can hurt you so much.
→ Guys fall
in love with what they see. Girls fall in love with what they hear.
That`s why girls wear make up and guys lie.
→ "It`s
impossible," said pride. "It`s risky," said experience. "It`s
pointless," said reason. "Give it a try," said the heart.
→ Don`t cry
over the past, it`s gone. Don`t stress about the future, it hasn`t
arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.
→ People
can`t change the truth, but the truth can change people.
→ Being
strong doesn`t always mean you can handle what`s thrown at you. It just
means you`re prepared to ignore whatever it is that hurts you.
→ People
can steal your ideas, but they can never come close to stealing your
intellect.
→ Remember:
You are unique, but then again so is everyone else in this world.
→ Your life
is a book; don’t jump to the end to see if it’s worth it. Just enjoy
life and fill those pages with beautiful memories.
→ " LOL "
is the new way of saying " I really have nothing to say. "
→ A good
apology has 3 parts:1. I`m sorry 2. It was my fault 3. How can I make it
right? But usually people forget the 3rd part!
→ Family,
friends, a good laugh and beautiful weather are the best medicine.
→
F.R.I.E.N.D.S = [F]ight for you. [R]espect you. [I]nvolve you. [E]ncourage
you. [N]eed you. [D]eserve you. [S]ave you.'
→ I live
for the nights I can`t remember with people I won`t forget.
→ We only
hear what we want to hear. We only see what we want to see. Until
reality hits.
→ Someone
will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will
always be younger. But they will never be you.
→ Cry
doesn`t always make you feel better but cry can make you tell how you
really feel.
→ Life is
like Adidas and Nike, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It"
→ Look like
an innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.
→ A
celebrity = someone who works hard all his life to become known and then
wears dark glasses to avoid being recognize!!
→ If you
treat someone like a celebrity then you`ll only be treated like a fan.
→ Roses are
red, violets are blue, time is gold when i`m with you.
→ The best
quote is not the one with longest words or beautiful words, its when the
quote matches our feelings when we read it.
→ There`s
no such thing as a terrible person, just a person who has lost their
way.
→ "On the
bright side, a horrible tragedy really shows you who your true friends
are."
→ Never
apologize for showing ur true feelings. When you do, you apologize for
the truth.
→ Act like
rain, carefree. Love like ocean, never ending. Be bright like sun,
warming up someone`s day. Have an amazing & blessed day(:
→ If the
road is beautiful then worry about the destination, but if the
destination is beautiful then don`t worry about the road.
→ just
because you never got your own fairytale, doesn`t mean you don`t get a
happily ever after.
→ If I got
paid of caring you. I`d be a billionaire.
→ When the
world gives you thousands of reasons to cry, Show the world that you
have millions of reasons to smile.
→ My mom
says you are what you eat. that`s funny, because I haven`t eaten any
sexy beasts recently.
→ I know a
few people hate me,because I`m not good.
but many people love me because they know that
I`m not too bad,,,,,,:)
→ Don`t run
from your fears - when they catch up with you, you`ll be too tired to
fight
→ Work hard
is necessary, but there are times when we need to stop, sit and laugh.
→ Best
friends are like parents, you don`t like what they`re saying, but they
always love you enough to tell you what`s right!
→ Life is
full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you`re
not one of them.
→ Happiness
starts with one word, one joke, one text, one phone call, one song, one
kiss, one hug and stops with one mistake.
→ Don`t
Trust Money, it gives Bed but not Sleep.It gives Books but not Mind, It
gives Luxuries but not Happiness. So Transfer it to My Account
→ Pictures
can`t replace being there & memories can`t replace moments.
→ Always
follow your heart .
but, Take your brain with you . :)
→ Sometimes
friends can let you down, but once in a while they are the only reason
that you are standing up
→
Experience is how life catches up with us and teaches us to love and
forgive each other.
→ its funny
how the people I meet in the weirdest ways, are usually the most
amazing.
→ Love your
haters. They`re ur biggest fans. Because they keep on wasting time just
to watch your every move!
→ There are
many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch
your heart.
→ It`s not
about the ones who act true to your face. It`s about the ones that
remain true behind your back
→ Texting
with your pinky because you`re eating.
→ Sometimes
no matter how many people care for you, what matters the most is what
that one person thinks.
→ Girls
know how to fake a smile, boys know how to fake their feelings.
→ People
might change but there are two things that you can`t change them. Their
name, and the memories you`ve had with them.
→ If you
leave without a reason, don`t come back with an excuse.
→ Always
listen to your heart. Even though it`s on your left side, it`s always
right
→ Go ahead,
take chances. Say no. Spend all your cash. Be random. Say I love you.
Cry. Tell a jerk what you think. Live life. Regret nothing.
→ There are
a lot people who call you by your name, but there is only ONE PERSON who
can make it sound so SPECIAL.
→ they say
best friends are hard to find: well that`s cause the best ones are
already mine...:)
→ Sometimes
the memories are worth the pain.
→ Cartoons;
the only place you can wear the same thing everyday and no one really
cares.
→ When Ever
you are Criticized,don`t get Upset. Always remember this.... No stones
are thrown on a Fruitless Tree.
→ Chances
are like thieves! We don`t know when they`ll come, and we don`t realize
how much we`ve lost until they are gone.
→ Don’t let
your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see. Don’t let your mouth speak
what your heart doesn’t feel.
→ The worst
feeling is pretending you don`t care about something, when really it`s
all you seem to think about.
→ No ones
perfect. Everybody makes mistakes. That`s why pencils have erasers..
→ Dear ` (:
` you are doing it wrong! Sincerely ` :) `
→ Nobody is
perfect so if you want something perfect go buy yourself a barbie.
→ Just
because no one believes you can do it, doesn`t mean you can`t. Believe
in yourself and just DO it.
→ Never
regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.
→
Relationships are like TATTOOS. They LOOK better than they FEEL.
→ Black and
White are colors, not people!!! LIKE to Stop Racism
→ "Quick!
Pretend you are sleeping!!!!!" This trick never gets old..
→ Some
people are like clouds when they go away the day gets brighter
→ Never be
afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark,
professionals built the Titanic.
→ Sometimes
we let affection go unspoken and our love go unexpressed. Especially
towards those we love the best.
→ Try to
say the letter B without your lips touching.
→ Its
better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.
→ Our five
senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of HUMOR.
→ Yawning
Is your body`s way of saying 20% of battery remaining.
→ Ironic
how there is still "ex" in "next"... guess life is just a cycle between
exes and nexts.
→ The
funniest thing about this sentence, is that by the time you realize it
says absolutely nothing, it will be to late to stop reading it.
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