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When life gives you trouble: you can get bitter or better.

It`s a little too late, I`m a little too gone, a little too tired of just hanging on.

When the past calls, let it go to voicemail.. it`s got nothing new to say.

Listen to your heart, it may be on your left, but it is always right! =)

Cutting my wings won`t keep me safe,it will make me fall when i try to reach the sky.

People don`t always change. Sometimes they`re just starting to show you who they REALLY are.

Life is like a Roller-coaster, it has it`s ups and downs, but remember the downs don`t last as long as the ups..

A song is a moment, a friend is a time, and a best friend is a lifetime.

Just because you`re not committed in any romantic relationship.. Doesn`t mean it could keep you from heartaches.

Alone doesn`t mean lonely, lonely doesn`t have to be alone.

D.R.A.M.A. ---> [D]umbass [R]etards [A]sking for [M]ore [A]ttention

"If you have a chance to take
the moment that you know will
be memorable, grab it. Always
remember that the word NEXT
TIME is always too far." :)

Sometimes the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.

Don`t depend on anyone in this world. Because even your shadow leaves you when you`re in darkness.

Dear Heart, Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that`s it.

It`s quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and makes you strong.. is actually your weakness.

Its not wrong to be nice to everybody, but learn to be true to only a few so you won`t end up being betrayed by someone whom you`ve trusted.

If they can`t swallow facts, let them eat fiction.

Crying won`t solve your problem, but it makes you feel better somehow

I think of you in colours that don`t exist.

Don’t trust too much. Don’t love too much. Don’t hope too much. Because that too much can hurt you so much.

Guys fall in love with what they see. Girls fall in love with what they hear. That`s why girls wear make up and guys lie.

"It`s impossible," said pride. "It`s risky," said experience. "It`s pointless," said reason. "Give it a try," said the heart.

Don`t cry over the past, it`s gone. Don`t stress about the future, it hasn`t arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.

People can`t change the truth, but the truth can change people.

Being strong doesn`t always mean you can handle what`s thrown at you. It just means you`re prepared to ignore whatever it is that hurts you.

People can steal your ideas, but they can never come close to stealing your intellect.

Remember: You are unique, but then again so is everyone else in this world.

Your life is a book; don’t jump to the end to see if it’s worth it. Just enjoy life and fill those pages with beautiful memories.

" LOL " is the new way of saying " I really have nothing to say. "

A good apology has 3 parts:1. I`m sorry 2. It was my fault 3. How can I make it right? But usually people forget the 3rd part!

Family, friends, a good laugh and beautiful weather are the best medicine.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S = [F]ight for you. [R]espect you. [I]nvolve you. [E]ncourage you. [N]eed you. [D]eserve you. [S]ave you.'

I live for the nights I can`t remember with people I won`t forget.

We only hear what we want to hear. We only see what we want to see. Until reality hits.

Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will always be younger. But they will never be you.

Cry doesn`t always make you feel better but cry can make you tell how you really feel.

Life is like Adidas and Nike, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It"

Look like an innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.

A celebrity = someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognize!!

If you treat someone like a celebrity then you`ll only be treated like a fan.

Roses are red, violets are blue, time is gold when i`m with you.

The best quote is not the one with longest words or beautiful words, its when the quote matches our feelings when we read it.

There`s no such thing as a terrible person, just a person who has lost their way.

"On the bright side, a horrible tragedy really shows you who your true friends are."

Never apologize for showing ur true feelings. When you do, you apologize for the truth.

Act like rain, carefree. Love like ocean, never ending. Be bright like sun, warming up someone`s day. Have an amazing & blessed day(:

If the road is beautiful then worry about the destination, but if the destination is beautiful then don`t worry about the road.

just because you never got your own fairytale, doesn`t mean you don`t get a happily ever after.

If I got paid of caring you. I`d be a billionaire.

When the world gives you thousands of reasons to cry, Show the world that you have millions of reasons to smile.

My mom says you are what you eat. that`s funny, because I haven`t eaten any sexy beasts recently.

I know a few people hate me,because I`m not good.
but many people love me because they know that
I`m not too bad,,,,,,:)

Don`t run from your fears - when they catch up with you, you`ll be too tired to fight

Work hard is necessary, but there are times when we need to stop, sit and laugh.

Best friends are like parents, you don`t like what they`re saying, but they always love you enough to tell you what`s right!

Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you`re not one of them.

Happiness starts with one word, one joke, one text, one phone call, one song, one kiss, one hug and stops with one mistake.

Don`t Trust Money, it gives Bed but not Sleep.It gives Books but not Mind, It gives Luxuries but not Happiness. So Transfer it to My Account

Pictures can`t replace being there & memories can`t replace moments.

Always follow your heart .
but, Take your brain with you . :)

Sometimes friends can let you down, but once in a while they are the only reason that you are standing up

Experience is how life catches up with us and teaches us to love and forgive each other.

its funny how the people I meet in the weirdest ways, are usually the most amazing.

Love your haters. They`re ur biggest fans. Because they keep on wasting time just to watch your every move!

There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.

It`s not about the ones who act true to your face. It`s about the ones that remain true behind your back

Texting with your pinky because you`re eating.

Sometimes no matter how many people care for you, what matters the most is what that one person thinks.

Girls know how to fake a smile, boys know how to fake their feelings.

People might change but there are two things that you can`t change them. Their name, and the memories you`ve had with them.

If you leave without a reason, don`t come back with an excuse.

Always listen to your heart. Even though it`s on your left side, it`s always right

Go ahead, take chances. Say no. Spend all your cash. Be random. Say I love you. Cry. Tell a jerk what you think. Live life. Regret nothing.

There are a lot people who call you by your name, but there is only ONE PERSON who can make it sound so SPECIAL.

they say best friends are hard to find: well that`s cause the best ones are already mine...:)

Sometimes the memories are worth the pain.

Cartoons; the only place you can wear the same thing everyday and no one really cares.

When Ever you are Criticized,don`t get Upset. Always remember this.... No stones are thrown on a Fruitless Tree.

Chances are like thieves! We don`t know when they`ll come, and we don`t realize how much we`ve lost until they are gone.

Don’t let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see. Don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.

The worst feeling is pretending you don`t care about something, when really it`s all you seem to think about.

No ones perfect. Everybody makes mistakes. That`s why pencils have erasers..

Dear ` (: ` you are doing it wrong! Sincerely ` :) `

Nobody is perfect so if you want something perfect go buy yourself a barbie.

Just because no one believes you can do it, doesn`t mean you can`t. Believe in yourself and just DO it.

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.

Relationships are like TATTOOS. They LOOK better than they FEEL.

Black and White are colors, not people!!! LIKE to Stop Racism

"Quick! Pretend you are sleeping!!!!!" This trick never gets old..

Some people are like clouds when they go away the day gets brighter

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

Sometimes we let affection go unspoken and our love go unexpressed. Especially towards those we love the best.

Try to say the letter B without your lips touching.

Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of HUMOR.

Yawning Is your body`s way of saying 20% of battery remaining.

Ironic how there is still "ex" in "next"... guess life is just a cycle between exes and nexts.

The funniest thing about this sentence, is that by the time you realize it says absolutely nothing, it will be to late to stop reading it.

 

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