→ Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a flat so how the damn do i know.

→ Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.

→ Mary had a little lamb & tied it to a pylon a 1000 volts shot up its ass & turned it into nylon

→ Mirror Mirror on the wall.Whos the fairest of them all?The mirror laughed & den it spat- It sure aint u.u ungly prat!