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I'm @ the police station now
been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the
sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
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im at the police station.The
police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good
looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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i hereby place u under
arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good
looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
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