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Profundities
☻Mobile
phones are the only things in live of which men
talk about having the smallest.
☻A lawyer says 'we' won' or
'You' have lost.
☻All computers wait at the
sames speed.
☻Real anarchists play chess
without kings.
☻Monday is one seventh of your
life!
☻When I was young I begged God
for a bike, but God does not work that way... so
I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
☻Aiming to remain good sports,
we park as close as possible near the sports
centre.
☻Money ressembles fat... there
is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.
☻No-one loves hard work more
than the one who pays for it.
☻Some people live because it
is illegal to kill them!
☻Richness has eternal value if
we use it to make others happy.
☻Everybody wants to go to
heaven, but no one wants to die...
☻There are days that nothing
goes your way, but does it help to complain? No,
not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the
points and put your schoulders to the wheel,
even worries go away.
☻Learn to live every moment of
happiness, are never too busy to receive or give
love.
☻We have to make a choice, the
truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself
if you are never you.
☻The sea consists of water
drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of
moments, use them with common sense!
☻Today is the day ... It comes
only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer
today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it
today ... because today is the day
☻When you yell 8 years, 7
months and 6 days, you would have produced
enough energy to warm one cup of coffee. ( Niet
echt de moeite dus!)
☻You can't walk in the light
without causting a shadow
☻Without the rubber tree the
whole world would have AIDS
☻If you hit every time the
target is too near or too big.
☻The greatest lesson in life is
to know that even fools are right sometimes
☻The secret of success lies not
in doing your own work but in recognizing the
right man to do it.
☻People are not afraid of how
bad you are, People are afraid of how good you
are.
☻Trains never follow the
schedule, they follow the rails
☻The one who asks is a fool for
5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a
fool for ever
☻It is better to know
everything of one subject, than to know
something of everything.
☻The past becomes longer and
longer and the future shorter and shorter, the
hope in the future is bigger than the regrets
for the past
☻Never drive faster thant you
guardian angel can fly !
☻Getting an other boyfriend or
husband is like buying a house. You have to
improve yourself.
☻When you choose not to make a
choice, you do choose because you choose not to
choose.
☻Life is hard, learn from the
mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes
!
☻When you turn you nose 180
degrees, you would drown when it rains
☻Children in the backseat cause
accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause
children.
☻People wasted a lot of time
talking about who came first, the chicken or the
egg, but it was surely the cock.
☻Life is hard, but the front of
a train is harder...
☻Learn from the mistakes of
others... you can't live long enough to make
them all yourselves!!
☻Life is like toilet paper,
long and usefull !!!!
☻A fart is nothing more than a
lost cough.
☻One day you will find the
woman of your life and at that point you will
already be married.
☻I only drink to make my wife
look prettier.
☻It is weird that my nose is
running and my feet smell.
☻Love is blind, ladies'
underwear is braille
☻Love based on beauty, dies
along with the beauty.
☻Be nice to those who smoke,
every sigarette may be their last.
☻Boredom was the other word for
a safe and undisturbed life.
☻Do not keep hanging in the
past, do not dream of the future, but
concentrate on the present.
☻Light is faster than sound.
That is why people look intelligent, until you
hear them speak.
☻All mushrooms are eatable. But
some you can only eat once.
☻Nature is a miracle. One
million years ago no one knew people would wear
glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
☻A pessimist is someone who
believes that women are frivolous. An optimist
is someone who hopes for this.
☻Every good-bye is the birth of
a memory
☻Every married man knows why
they name hurricanes after women
☻Common sense and a sense of
humour are the sames things but at different
speeds. A good sense of humor is just common
sense that dances.
☻I believe that there is life
after death. But I do not think I will live it.
☻There are so many things I have
to do, that I should better go to sleep.
☻You may not be too hard on my
secretaries. They are sweet and understanding
when I arrive at the office after having a tough
day at home.
☻Only 17% of all trafic
accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the
other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the
sober ones among us!!
☻What do you have in common with
your husband ? " We married on the same day."
☻Good advice,whatever happens,
make it look like to intend to.
☻Words of a client in an antique
shop: do you have anything new ?
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