→ All I ever wanted is what others have.
 

→ Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.
 

→ A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.
 

→ Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!
 

→ It is better to be fair than to be popular!
 

→ The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.
 

→ Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.
 

→ Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!
 

→ I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.
 

→ I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?
 

→ Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon
 

→ copernicus said:"men with dick in peanutbutter is fucking nuts."
 

→ Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.
 

→ It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
 

→ A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy
 

→ A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.
 

→ A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.
 

→ I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.
 

→ He said:"I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening.
 

→ When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.
 

→ The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never be friends.
 

→ The present is just as mysterious as the future.
 

→ People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.
 

→ You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
 

→ Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.
 

→ Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.
 

→ What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"
 

→ Be yourself, there are enough other people.