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REASONS
Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs
obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs
children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
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3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN
1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin
about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
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Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r
useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless
3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
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Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one
really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u
find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
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Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r
always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey
consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap
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5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY
1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i
get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
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