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→ I wanna go to medical school just to be the person who yells "WE`RE LOSING HIM!

→ Don`t call yourself my true friend when you`re never there for me and I must always be there for you.

→ To all my haters, remember, its mind over matter: I don`t mind & you don`t matter!

→ That awesome feeling when you wake up and realize you don`t have to go to school/work.

→ Making up an excuse not to hang out with someone, because you`d rather chill at home.

→ People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back.

→ That look you give your friends when someone attractive walks in the room

→ Some people don`t deserve the memories you share with them.

→ Should I blame love for making me think about that person everyday?

→ I hate it when somebody says; "you had to be there." It`s like; yeah, I would have been if you invited me.

→ When I sit down on a field, I automatically start to pull grass out of the ground!!

→ I think it ’s cute when someone tells you straight up that they like you.

→ 90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore

→ That awkward moment when you`re all excited about opening a present, and when you open it, it sucks

→ Beauty isn`t measured by the number of likes of your picture on Facebook !

→ I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot? ;)

→ I have a disease. Its called awesomeness. but don`t worry it`s not contagious!

→ Me Crazy? The voices in my head think I`m awesome!

→ The only person in this world I trust is myself. And even he`s questionable at times.

→ Listening to someone telling a story and thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie

→ you`re sorry ? that`s cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.

→ Dear Nosy People, if you don`t know what`s going on, just shut up. Sincerely, I don`t need your opinion.

→ I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted

→ Saying "Huh" when I heard exactly what you said...

→ I hate it when people overuse "lol"

→ Telling your parents something funny, but it turns into a life lesson...

→ Oh so now I`m invisible to you? That`s cool. I`ve always wanted a superpower.

→ It`s too late to apologize. The damage is done.

→ Coming home happy. Then someone simply RUINS EVERYTHING by yelling at you.

→ Those moments when all the thoughts you have tried so hard to forget all come rushing back to you.

→ I wasn`t being mean. I was being honest.

→ When I`m on my death bed I want my last words to be .... " I left one million dollars in the".

→ its funny how one bad thing erases any trace of all the good things you’ve done.

→ Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad about. Just be patient.

→ Giving up is always an option but never my choice.

→ I`m too young for this shit.

→ Hi, remember me? I`m the girl you never bothered to say goodbye to.

→ I love the things you say, and how you never fail to make me smile. and by the end of the night, you’re always on my mind.

→ Yes, this is a fake smile. Thanks for NOT realizing.

→ I`m wondering why, most of my friends in facebook are single..where is the love?

→ I love it how we can look at each other in class and start laughing for no reason :D

→ I`m mistaken for a flirt when I`m friendly, a bitch when I`m blunt, and shy when I`m quiet. Get to know me before you start assuming things.

→ I`m not ignoring you, I`m waiting to see if you`ll make an effort...it`s different..

→ I hate when plans get cancelled at the last minute.

→ I hate it when you say the right answer multiple times, then someone else says your answer and they get credit.

→ I try not to look when I know someone is staring at me

→ It`s really nice how some people can make you smile, just by thinking about them.

→ Dear future, I`m scared you`ll turn out the way my past did. Sincerely, present.

→ Whenever you feel like having no one by your side. Remember that you still have me, I`ll be there (:

→ If you`re going to be fake, just get some imaginary friends. You can do all you want to them, and it won`t affect the world around you. But never, ever fake anything to a real person. Unless you`re a freakin` magician.

→ Laughing at someone`s joke, not cause it was funny, but because it was JUST SO STUPID!

→ The Perfect Day: Going to bed with a dream, Waking up with a purpose

→ I wish people would listen as much as they talk

→ You can never say exactly WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND if your family members are on your friend-list.

→ *Ignore incoming call* Next day: "Hey I called you." "Really?! Oh I didn`t get it..."

→ I think I need glasses, cause I keep seeing alot of people with two faces.

→ There is nothing I hate more than seeing friendships being ruined over stupid things

→ I am not a quitter, but sometimes the game just isn`t worth playing anymore.

→ I hate being ignored by someone I pay the most attention to.

→ but seriously.. who else secretly wants a Waterproof phone.. so you can text in the shower? :)

→ Everybody has that one person that they want to hate but cant cause they still love them

→ Staring at your phone when your half asleep is like looking at a car`s headlights when they`re turned on & you`re drunk.

→ That moment of joy when you find money in your pocket.

→ “Who do you like?” ``I don’t know… guess”- Am I the only one that gets pissed off when someone does this?

→ When I`m bored nobody texts me but when I`m busy my phone blows up

→ A friend like you is worth a million dollars...So, if you don`t mind,CAN I SELL YOU? :P

→ The best feeling? Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to sleep..

→ Everything Seems Louder When People Are Sleeping

→ When an immature person gets serious you know it`s time to take cover..

→ The best quote isn`t having the words of the longest or the most beautiful, but the one that best matches our feelings when we read it.

→ am I the only one whose never seen a Pizza delivery girl..?

→ I like conversations where I don`t have to think about what to say. It just comes naturally.

→ I got a text! I hope its from...... OH MY GOSH, LEAVE ME ALONE.

→ I hate it when Two friends whisper right in front of you. And your just standing there like ` Well then`

→ Goodbye is the last thing I wanna hear from you.

→ My Sleeping Pattern is officially screwed when school starts.

→ We all have that one person... we have disliked since day one.

→ Yes, I know my jokes are lame. Yes, I still think they`re funny.

→ If anyone catches me singing in my car, my immediate reaction is to stare at them until it is equally awkward for both of us.

→ I am so clever that sometimes I don`t understand a single word of what I am saying :)

→ Well, I`ve always believed success is the best revenge.

→ Have you ever wanted to say something so much but you just couldn`t stop staring?

→ It`s so hard to trust people now a days. Trust me, proven and tested.

→ I hope you brought an umbrella....cause its raining cold hard facts up in here

→ when someone tells me " DON`T LOOK " I automatically look there , no matter what.

→ I wonder , what goes through your mind, when someone mentions my name to you.

→ The awkward moment when you check the price tag & sadly, you walk away.

→ You hate me ? wow !... I didn`t even know you exist... O.o

→ I hate seeing people upset and not knowing what to do.

→ When your texting someone and they say, "I`m bored" and you`re thinking, "Bitch, am I not entertaining enough for you?"

→ I hate when people keep sending me text messages when they know I won`t respond.

→ The satisfying feeling of making someone laugh really hard.

→ Last night I wished on a shooting star, I really, really, really hope my wish comes true!!!

→ Daily needs:⁰90% Internet⁰5% Food⁰3% Air⁰2% Water

→ Instead of "lol", try "lsimhbiwfefmtalol". Laughing​ silently in my head because it wasn`t funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.

→ I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away.

→ Honestly, I don`t have time to hate people who hate me, because I`m too busy loving people who love me.

→ I`m multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

→ Forget what you want, and remember what you deserve.

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