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Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr &
says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby"
Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!
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chicken and egg in
bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i
guess we answered that question"
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A teacher ask"wot part of
the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c
my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
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Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a
penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"
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an essex girl has a car
crash and an ambulance arrives.the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have
i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too
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