Telugu SMS Jokes

→  Teacher: etraa kalyan geetha ni muddu adigavanta ollu ela undhi. 

Kalyan: meere kada sir emayina kaavalantee geeta adagandi ani chepparu 

→  Ramu : aa doctor nakili doctor ani yetlaa kanipettavu? 
somu : kuttinchu kovadaaniki tailor dhukaanaaniki vellamannaaduraa 

→  ramu : ye cake tinalemo thelusaa? 

somu : theliyadum ledhuraa 

ramu: Detergent Cake 

→  Wife: Vinandi... Manam e varam motam Cinema chudam, aa taruvata varam shopping chedaam 


Husband: Aa taruvata varam manam temple veldam 

Wife: eduku? 

Husband: Bicham adukovadaniki. 

→  principal: write ur father name in english. 

student: temple steps water king. 

principal: are u joking 

student: no sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU. 

→  Dad: pakkanti ammaini chudara, 1st class lo pass ayindi...... 

son:Ala chudatum valle,nenu fail ayindi. 

→  Father: entra mummy mounga kurchindi..? 

Son: em ladu pappa mummy lipstic adigite fevistic ichanu anthe.... 

→  Teacher: elephant peddana? cheema peddana? 

Student: Teacher meru date of birth chepithe evaru peddano chepochu!!!! 

→  ram hotel ku veltdau 
ram:barer oka coffee tesukara. 
baraer:50/-sir 
ram:ne bonda eduru shop lo 50ps antadu 
barer:adi ne bonda adi xerox center adi xerox copy....hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa 

→  dad:entira me mummy monanga kurchundi 

son:mummy naku Lip stick adigindi nenu Fevi Stick ichanu.. 

→  ne kallu nemali kallu 
ne mukku chilaka mukku 
ne nadaka hamsa nadaka 
ne palukulu kokila ganam 


yameto okkati manisi polika ledhu. zoo ki try cheya 

→  teacher:students in the final xms everybody should get 75% marks... 
student:we r trying 4 100% sir! 
teacher:r u joling? 
student:nee yabba! joke evadra mundu start chesindi? 

→  oka abbai valla nannatho antunnadu nanna nenu 10th pass aiethe naku yemisthav? 
Nanna : Cycle Konisthanu. doctorni chestanu 
Koduku : Mari Fail aiethe? 
Nanna : Boledu Cycle tetchi estanu 
Koduku : ??? 
Nanna : Cycle Mechanicni chestanu 

→  teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi? 
student : Zeebra 
teacher : yela? 
Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi 

→  Teacher: Oray naga, shabda kaalushyam nivarinchalantey emcheyyali raa? 
Naga(Student): Chevulu moosukovali saar. 

→ Basha-1 subjt chadivithe anni subjts chadivi nattu Narasimha-athiga chadive aadadi athi ga copy kotte magadu pass ainatu charitra lo ledu. Baba-chadivindi gorantha chadavalsindi kondantha. shivaji-naanna pandule ipudu chaduvuthai simham xam roju chaduvutundi. Arunachalam-aa lecturer bhodhisthadu e arunachalam vini vadilesthadu. Sridhar-nuv chadavanidi exam lo rakunda podu chadivindi ennatiki gurturadu...

→ wife: abba endukandi na medadu thintaru 

husband: cha urko e vvaryna chuste nijame anukuntaru, leni medadunu ela thintanu 

→ A DEPRESSED ENGG STUDENT WENT 2 RAILWAY TRACK 4 SUCIDE. TRAIN IS COMING CLOSR & CLOSER BUT HE STUDENLY CAME OUT OF TRACK & SAID AMMO!! 

REPU ASSIGNMENT 

SUBMIT CHEYALI. 

→ Mahamanthri: maharaja yuddaniki siddam avamani pakka deshapu raju sms pampadu. reply emani pampamanduru prabu..? 
Maharaju: sms sending feild ani thippi pampu..! 

→ College stating day 
boy:ni peru enti .? 
girl: nannu andaru "akka" ani pilustharu. 
Boy: wow what a co incedent. Nannu andaru "bava" ani pilustharu.

→ Oka ammai undedi, 
roju chusedi, 
chusthu navvedi, 
navvuthu pata paadedi, 
paaduthu siggu padedi, 
nenu anukunna prema ani, 
tharuvatha thelisindi pichhidani...! 

→ oka intlo kodalu atta godava padutuntaru pakkinti ayana vacchi era me vallu kotladutunte nuv evari pakka nilchuntavu goda pakka ra 

→ Entha Jaali Gunde needhi....... 
Naa kallu Nagnanga unnayani.... 
Prathi rooju Kanneti poralatho kapputhuntavu. 

→ prema anedi pamu lantidi paditea aadutundi kadilistea kaatestundi aaaaaaaaa kshanam kosamea andaru eduruchustntaru punnami ratri vastea antea pandagea pandaga 

→ kondaru dad avutaru andaru kaaleru kondaru mom avutaru andaru kaaleru kani andaru friends avutaru manalaga

→ Kurro.... Kurru.... 
Dora ipudu niku oka chakkani chukka chupista 




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bagunda dora chukka..... 

→ neemounamuto naku mata ravatamledu nee 
choputho naku margam kanipinchuta ledu 
yetu chuseena nee rupame prathikshanam 
nee alochanale 

→ chirunavvutho ahvaniste 
chiti nundi lechi vasta 
maru janmaku mata iste 
ekshname maranista 

→ Malligadu, Pilligadu & Sollugadu 3 Friends unnaru, 
Malligadu 10th chaduvutunnadu, 
Pilligadu Inter chaduvutunnadu & 
Sollugadu e msg chaduvutunnadu. 

→ kurro kurru 
konda devara paluku. 
unnadi unnattu seputanu. 
nikosam sakkanisukka unnadi dora 
kindasudu! 


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sukka bagunda dora! 

→ Navy lo job undi chestava... 
salary: 50000... 
job: em ledu epudaina ship agipothe dhigi thoyyali anthe.. 

→ w : Eamandi neanu miku okati cheputha kani tittodhu 
H : cheppu 
W : neanu eppudu garbavathi nandi 
H : adi anadham mina visham kadha neanu eandhuku kodatha 
W : emo nandi pelli kaka mundhu ma dad ki ela chepthenea kottaru 
H : a.......... 

→ niku okati chupistha 










cupistha annaga eandhuku mari 
tiki tiki mani nokku thunav 

→ pellam:pakkintaina vala bharyani cinemaki tisukavellaaru mari meeru unarenduku? 
moguds:nenu tesulikelite bagundadu kadee 
pellam"??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

→ latha:yemma! monna mee bharta baavilo padi chanipoyadataga? 
rangamma:avunamma 
latha:mari ippudu meeremichestunnaru? 
rangamma:kulaai neru vaadukuntunnamu. 

→ NINNU CHUDALANI ANIPINCHINAPUDU ADDHAM MUNDU NILUCHUNI PRATHIBIMBAANNI CHUSTHANU. 
NI PERU VINALANI ANIPICHINAPPUDU NA GUNDE PU CHEYI VESI GUNDE CHAPPUDU VINTANU. 
NI SPARSHA KAVALANI ANIPINCHINAPUDU CHIRUGALILO NILUCHONI CHETHULU CHACHI NANNU NENU HATTHUKUNTANU. 
IDANTA........... 

NIVU LEVANNA BRAMA KADU 




NALO NIVU VUNNAVANNA DHEEMA............... 

→ nedhrapattadam laydaaaa ??? 
Nedhra pattadaneke oka mantram Chebutha..ok ... 
kanuku moosukone ... 
*Om nedhra pattalayana mahaa 
*Om Nedra Baga pattalyana mahaaa 
*Om Nedhra Manchi kalalu ravalaynamaaaa 
ane 10000 SarluJapenchali 
appudu ... Nedhra potundhi 
Chakkagaaa Cht Chesukovachu night antha 
GUDNIG8 

→ Prema goppadee!! Kani prema kanna jeevatham goppadi!! 
Premani pradarshinchadaniki mundu jeevathanni therchi diddukovali, 
Appudu okari gurunchi aalochinchadam prema kadhu 
Maanasekanga alasipoinappudu gurthuku ravadam prema, 
Aa gruthu ravadam lo haayee prema””” 

→ ramu:oray railway lo jobs paddai ra salary vachi 40,000 ra pani emi undadhu.. 
ravi:pls ra naku oka application tesuko ra pls 
ramu:sarle gani endho lo okka punch ichadu ra 
ravi:emti ra adhi.. 
ramu:train light arinappudu patallu medha nuchi parigatti train ki dari chupinchalli ra... antha 

→ Bommani giste kukkaindi, 
daggariki velte bow bow andi, 
sarle papam ani Biscuit veste adi tarmi tarmi karichindi 

→ chala speedga chaduvu 


aat,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t, taa t,t,t,t,t,t aa t,t,t,t,t,t verry chala baga 'tea' ammuthunnav 
keep it up ;;;; 

→ Modern poem:
chitti chilukamma lover tittinda
bar ki vellava bear konnava 
frize lo pettava gutukkana mingava 
kikku ekkinda? Kakkukunnava.. gud nit

→ Pilichina ranantava,sms cheyanantava, busy ga unnanantava ooo,phone kuda cheyyanantava...., samayam kadantava, balance ledantava frnduu.

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Po banam po naku msg pampani valla brain lo poi guchu.

<---< <----< ye enti thirigi vachav?

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Sorry boss valla ki brain ledu.

→ Nuvvu Maa Colony Ki Cycle Meeda Ravali Konchem Navvali, Konchem Siggu Padali, Konchem Bhaya Padali, Inka Gatti Gattiga aravali "Pata Samaanulu Kontam"Ani.

→ Matalalo cheppalenidi..,
bhavalalo chupalenidi..,
naa chinni guppetlo
dachina ni sneham enta
goppadi? Ani adigite....
Vivarinchaleni maunam medi.

→ Alai thakina nee sneham kalai karigenenduko?
Kantiki kanapadani neevu kalatha niduralo kalavai vastavenduko?

→ nirmalamaina nee navvu niswarthamaina nee sneham ante naku entho istam
nuvvu na eduruga unna lekunna na hrudayamlo eppatiki nilichi untav

→ Bhasha kanna goppadi bhavam....
Bhavam kanna goppadi abhimanam....
Abhimanam kanna goppadi aasha....
Aasha kanna goppadi aanandam....
Aanandam gaa undali neevu kalakaalam oh! nestam....

→ Suryunitho pamputhuna abhimanapu kiranani.....
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Chiru gaalulatho pamputunanu aaradhana raagaanni.....
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Ee sms ni pamputhunna neevu sadaa anadamga vundalani.....

→ Neevu dooraanna vunna,
Naa daggaraga vunnavanna bhaavana...
Enduko telusa!Neevunnadi
Naa talapullo kaadu naa swaasaloe...

→ Alalaku telusu odduku cheraalani.
Pakshiki telusu gutiki cheraalani.
Naa manasuki telusu ninnu cheraalani...

→ BUMPER OFFER!
Naku sms panpandi & win:
Benz car photo,
29” atta petti,
Malaysia velle plane ki tata chepai avakasam,
Enka natho dinner me entlo... Hurry up!

→ Meeku 57'va telugu akshram telusa?
Leda?
Ayite ikkada choodu
Kinda
Kinda
Inka kinda
Inka inka
Inka
Inka
Inka
Inka
Ye school lo chadivavu babu,
57'va akshram Telugu lo?

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Message choosava? Chukkalu kanipinchaya? Nato pettunkunte anthey!!

→ Messages levu...
Phone ledu...
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu...
Naaku tension gaa vundi...
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

→ Adi 1950
June 7 Monday,
Ardha raatri
Time 12:12
Oori bayata,
samashanam
daggara
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Telusukoni em pikutahv?
Musukuni Paduko!

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→ "Figure" lekunte college waste, 
Suger lekunte coffee waste,
Moon lekunte sky waste, 
Love lenkute life waste, 
Inka Nuvvu lekunte ZOO waste
Thondaraga vellu!
, Jagruthi!

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Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu...
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi.
Riftlu raavu.
Ye oorumandi??

→ 7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda.
Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe,
E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha.

→ 6 pigs were sitting in a drainage.
A boy threw a stone at them.
5 pigs ran away.
But one pig was sitting.
Why?
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Balupu(neelage)