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Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?

There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!

I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

Hey let's go fuck and do the talking later.

Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!
Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!
Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway?
I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Is it hot in here or is it you?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Get your coat love, you've pulled.
I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming
Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?
Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there
If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours
Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.
Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!
I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again

if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.

"r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day

There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?

if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together

ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?

is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?

U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!

im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock





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