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TXT & SMS CHAT UP LINES
HAHA...THESE
BABIES NEVER FAIL
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☻Put
your crash helmet on, you're going through
the head board. |
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☻Do you
believe in love at first sight...or do I
have to walk by again? |
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☻There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill
it! |
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☻I'm
not Fred Flintstone but i can make your
bedrock! |
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☻Wanna
play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down
and you blow the hell out of me. |
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☻Hey
let's go fuck and do the talking later.
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☻Girl,
how long have you been in the oven, cause I
know I felt something rising. |
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☻Are
you free tonight, or will it cost me? |
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☻Here's
10p ring home and tell your mum that you
wont be coming home tonight! |
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☻I'm
new in town, can you give me directions to
your flat? |
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☻Your
daddy must have been a hunter because you're
a fox! |
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☻Hey,
is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're
the bomb! |
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☻Do you
want to go and do what I'm going to tell my
mates we did anyway? |
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☻I
looked up sexy in the dictionary today and
your name was listed |
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☻I lost
my phone number, can I have yours? |
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☻Is it
hot in here or is it you? |
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☻Fuck
me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss
me? |
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☻If I
could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and
I together. |
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☻Do you
know what'd look good on you? Me. |
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☻How
about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about
the first thing that pops up? |
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☻I hope
you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath
away. |
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☻My
face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on
it. |
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☻Get
your coat love, you've pulled. |
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☻I
didn't believe in angels until I meet you! |
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☻I have
had a really bad day and it always makes me
feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So,
would you smile for me? |
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☻You
are so hot, its girls like you that are the
real reason for global warming |
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☻Hi,
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or fertilized? |
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☻Hi, my
name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman? |
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☻Have
you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my
rocket and I will take you there |
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☻If its
cash your after drop your drawers and the
moneys yours |
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☻Was
you father a cement mixer? Because you sure
make me hard. |
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☻Can
you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that! |
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☻I'm
like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30
minutes the next one is free... |
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☻You're
like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't
stop you! |
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☻Are
you from Tennessee? Because you're the only
ten I see! |
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☻Do you
like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem! |
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☻You've
got 206 bones in your body, want one more? |
☻do
u believe in love at first site or do i have
to walk by again
☻if
i said u had a hot body would u hold it
against me
☻My
magical watch says you aren't wearing any
underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.
☻"r
ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my
mined all day
☻There
are 256 bones in your body! Would u like
another?
☻if
i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and
i together
☻ive
lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep
with me tonight?
☻is
youre father a robber ? well who stole the
stars and put them in ure eyes ?
☻U
gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u
got the word FINE written All over ya!
☻im
no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock
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