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Im not under d affluence of
incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so
feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get
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Last night i wanted to send
u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much
sense until i read it upside down...
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MEN-opause MEN-strual pain
MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS
PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
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Pls remind me 2 remind u
about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind
me wot the reminder was ive forgot!
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Piss the taking is someone
that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
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Hello!Im a little alien
called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And
during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!
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This cat is cat a cat good
cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat
seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff
C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur
Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!
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TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT
ENTERTAINED *press up*
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Wot letters r missin in
H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd
pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!
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u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth
noticing!!!
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I have the "I".I have the
"L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls
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